Blair Waldorf Must Pie - s01e09 - Blair by thegossiplook featuring embroidered handbags
Blair: I
have to find this recipe before my dad gets here.
Serena:
Harold Waldorf’s famous pumpkin pie.
Blair:
Well, it may have been Bobby Flay’s but it didn’t stop my dad from taking
credit for it. It’s gonna be perfect!
Serena:
Look at you. Quite the chipper sous chef.
Blair:
Well, I’m in a good mood. It happens. Sometimes ‘cause I increase my lexapro,
sometimes because my dad’s in town.
Serena: And
sometimes mostly because things are good with a boy. You and Nate get back
together?
Blair: You
mean since Gossip Girl published pictures of him and some skank?
Serena: So
that’s a no. What’s Chuck doing today?
Blair: Why
are you asking me?
Serena:
Well, you guys are friends and Blair, look, you know you can tell me anything. I’d
be the last person to judge anyone.
Blair: With
a good reason.
Blair: I don’t
know what I was thinking. I mean, sleeping with him once, maybe you could
understand, but twice?
Serena:
Wait. You slept with him?
Blair: Shh!
Serena:
Blair!
Blair: What
happened to no judging?
Serena: I’m
not, but I thought you wanted to wait. I thought you wanted to make things
special.
Blair: Oh,
so Nate gets the free pass and I’m the slut?
Serena:
Tell me you didn’t sleep with Chuck for revenge.
Blair:
Well, it wasn’t because I like his natural musk and besides nothing hurts more
than sleeping with the best friend, right S?
Serena: Way
to prove a point.
Blair:
Well, I learned from the master.
Serena: If
you’re sleeping with Chuck, I’d say the student’s become the master.
Blair: Are
you jealous? You didn’t get to sleep with him first? There had to be somebody
left on the Upper East Side.
Eleanor:
Blair, darling, are you going to help me at all? Serena, do you know when your
mother’s arriving.
Serena: She’s
not. We’re not doing thanksgiving here anymore.
Eleanor:
Oh. Why?
Blair:
Because I uninvited them.
Serena:
Happy holidays, Eleanor.
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