All About My Brother - s01e16 - Blair

All About My Brother - s01e16 - Blair by thegossiplook featuring cultured pearl jewelry

Elise: Oh my God, Blair crashed Jenny's party. 

Isabel: You look... 

Blair: I know. 

Hazel: Jenny's gonna freak. 

Blair: Watch and learn, ladies. The most important parties to attend are the ones you're not invited to. Where's the host? I have something for him. 

…

Penelope: So was it as special as you hoped it would be? 

Hazel: Cause yours totally wasn't.

Penelope: And yours was? 

Jenny: I mean, yeah. Asher made me feel really safe. 

Hazel: You are so lucky. 

Jenny: I know. 

Elise: You guys, Blair is here. 

Jenny: What is she doing here? She wasn't invited.

...

Blair: We need to talk. 

Asher: Give us a moment, guys. 

Blair: I thought you might want this back. 

Asher: Whatever you found, it's not what it looks like. 

Blair: It's always "what it looks like." And judging by the texts and photos, it "looks like" a little more than friendship. 

Asher: What are you going to do with them? 

Blair: Well, lucky for you, your friend is someone I actually care about, or I would've used them against you and Jenny already. Too bad you don't care about him the same way. 

Eric: It's okay, Blair. I can handle this. 

Asher: What's he doing here? 

Jenny: What is she doing here? 

Eric: Are you gonna tell her, or am I? 

Asher: There's nothing to tell. 

Eric: Gossip Girl was right. Asher was kissing someone this morning. Me. 

Asher: He's totally lying. Tell him, Jenny. I was with you all morning. 

Jenny: Yeah. Asher's right. I was with him. Eric's lying. 

Eric: Why would I stand here in front of everyone we know, and tell them if it wasn't true? I'm gay. And so are you. 

Asher: Get this faggot out of here! 

Eric: Go ahead and do it. 

Asher: What did you just do? 

Blair: You'll see... 

…

Blair: Looks like someone needs a semester in France. 

Penelope: Get your things, girls. We're leaving. 

Jenny: Guys, we can still have fun. Don't leave. 

Hazel: It's kind of hard to party after the gay bomb drops.

Penelope: I'm gonna do something out of character, and give you the benefit of the doubt. Tell us Gossip Girl is wrong. 

Hazel: Did you or did you not sleep with Asher? 

Jenny: I... may have exaggerated a little bit. 

Penelope: Dating a gay guy is an honest mistake, but lying to your girlfriends about sex is unforgivable. 

Isabel: To think, I almost asked you to wear a matching dress tonight. 

Nelly Yuki: You're branded now with the L word. 

Elise: "Liar."

Penelope: So what are we doing tonight? 

Blair: "We" are doing nothing. I, however, am going home. 

Penelope: But, um... 

Blair: Tomorrow, dinner at the Waverly and then to 151 for drinks? 

Penelope: Yeah. 

Blair: I'll have Dorota Blackberry everyone an itinerary. 

GossipGirl: Don't look so sad, Little J. The sun'll come out tomorrow. Even though your boyfriend did today.