The Dark Night - s02e03 - Serena

The Dark Night - s02e03 - Serena by thegossiplook featuring a multi chain necklace

Serena: She can be so infuriating. Sometimes I just want to... Okay, enough Blair bashing.

Dan: No. Don't stop on my account, please. Keep on bashing.

Serena: I mean, obviously we have things to talk about, and we'll talk about them, but it's no big deal, right? Oh, god. You--you agree with her.

Dan: No, no. I don't. No, I don't. It's--it's just, uh...

Serena: Wait. H-hold on. Oh, it's my mom. She's calling from Shanghai. Can I take this?

Dan: Oh, yeah. Go.

Serena: Sorry. Hello?

Dan: Saved by the bell.

Girl1: Are you Dan Humphrey?

Serena: Hi, mom. Oh, my gosh. Where?

Dan: Uh, yeah. Can I help you?

Girl1: How could you do it?

Dan: What? I'm sorry. I-i don't—

Girl1: Get back together with Serena. Don't you know she's just gonna lie to you again?

Girl2: She doesn't respect you. She never will.

Dan: Excuse me. Who--who are you?

Girl1: We read about everything on "Gossip Girl." Your whole breakup? We're on your side. Except for her. She's a Serena.

Dan: Okay, um, well, look, this is-- This is both creepy and none of your business. So if you could, uh, just go, please. You can just run along.

Serena: I-i lost her They were on a yacht with some greek prince. Hello.

Dan: Yeah, ignore them.

Girl3: Serena, how could you forgive him after sleeping with Georgina? Dan: What? What? No. No, this is insane. I didn't sleep with Georgina.  No. All right? Please go.

Girl2: But we're on your side.

Girl3: Not me. His mouth kissed Georgina's. Think about that the next time—

Serena: O-okay. Yeah. Th-that's enough. Now I'm telling you to go. Come on. Get out of here. Shoo.

Dan: Thank you.

Serena: Wow. What was that?

Dan: That was, uh, oh, that was "Gossip Girl." So?

Serena: Well, maybe there are some things that, um, you know, we--we should talk about.

Dan: Yeah. Well, I think so.

Serena: Y-yeah, th-there's some stuff I have to do, now, before the party.

Dan: Okay.

Serena: So why don't we talk, um...

Dan: Yeah, we'll talk later when I pick you up.

Serena: Yeah, perfect. Okay.

Dan: All right, that'll be good.

Serena: Bye.

Dan: Bye. I'll see you later.

...

Serena: Who was that?

Chuck: A whiff of the Far East.

Serena: Sometimes I envy you, the way you just-- Ew. What am I saying? You're disgusting.

Chuck: Relax. Nothing happened with Madame Butterfly.

Serena: Yeah, right.

Chuck: No. Nothing happened. Same as nothing's been happening all week.

Serena: What are you talking about? You've had different girls every day. No.

Chuck: I'll take your incredulity as a compliment.

Serena: No, but, I mean, come on. You--you must have tried--

Chuck: Everything... From the erotic to the pharmaceutical.

Serena: I-i'm sorry. I'm not laughing. It's just so obvious. You're not over Blair. Wh--come on. This is your body's way of telling you.

Chuck: I don't have a romantic bone in my body, least of all that one. But you do raise an interesting idea. Clearly there's some sort of... Blockage. Perhaps...

Serena: No, Chuck.

Chuck: One more go-around, just to clear the pipes.

Serena: You are not using Blair as sexual drano.

Chuck: I have to make myself presentable. I have a party to attend. By the way... Congrats on you and Humphrey. Water always finds its own level.