Wednesday, 2 October 2013
Blair: Get your hands off of me! Or are you trying to kill me, too?
Serena: A guy died, and you use it as part of a game. Who does that?
Blair: It isn't a game, and this isn't just another thing on a laundry list. This is Yale, my dream. You crossed the line.
Serena: And so did you when you brought up Pete. As far as my being here, you take that up with the school. You did not just do that.
Blair: Why did you think you were invited? You know on paper you're not Yale material. Could it be your face on "page six," your name everywhere? Face it, Serena. Yale needs to up their "Q" rating, just like all the other schools, and they're gonna use girls like you to do it.
Serena: You shut up!
Blair: You shut up! Aah! No!
Serena: Blair! And I really hate those stupid headbands.
Blair: Aah! My headband!
Serena: No! You!
Tuesday, 1 October 2013
New Haven Can Wait - s02e06 - Serena by thegossiplook featuring a 18k bangle bracelet
Blair: Trying to come up with an answer for the Dean's parlor game?
Serena: You manipulated your way in here?
Blair: I get what I want, Serena, just like I'm gonna win tonight. What's your answer? Oh, no, let me guess. Lauren Conrad.
Serena: Try George Sand. Wait. That's-- your answer? Not anymore. If you're gonna cheat your way in, then why should I play fair? Oh, and I heard that the Dean asks his question in alphabetical order, so since "V" comes before "W," it looks like the answer is all mine.
Man: Although I love Henry VIII, I prefer Sir Thomas more.
Blair: I think it's great that Pope Benedict canonized him when he did.
Serena: Oh, thank you. Don't you mean Pope Pius XI?
Man: That's quite right, miss, uh...
Serena: Van Der Woodsen.
Man: Van der woodsen, is it? Hi. Most people don't know their popes in succession.
Man2: Excuse me. Can I borrow you for a minute?
Blair: How do you even know that? You slept through history class last year.
Serena: I love "The Tudors." Henry Cavill is a total babe. You look pretty calm for someone who no longer has the perfect answer to the Dean's question.
Blair: You don't think I came all the way here without a backup answer, do you? Oh, and it's a real crowd-pleaser. It's gonna kill.
Dean: Everyone. Everyone. It's time for my favorite part of the evening, which has delightfully become known over the years as probatur.
Blair: That's latin for "the quiz."
Dean: We will begin with Mr. Applebaum.