Friday 30 December 2011

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Chuck

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Chuck


Serena: What the hell is your problem?
Chuck: Specify the context.
Serena: You disgust me, Chuck. How dare you involve Eric in something like this? No wonder you’re friendless and girlfriendless. And your own father expects the worst from you.
Chuck: Well, you saw to that.
Serena: Listen, if we’re gonna exist under the same roof, I am laying down some house rules.
Chuck: No need, princess. Bart already kicked me out.
Serena: What?
Chuck: I’m moving back to my suite. Bart thought it would be best for the family be that way for a while.

Thursday 29 December 2011

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair by thegossiplook featuring silk tops


All: Surprise!
Rufus: Happy birthday, Jenny.
Jenny: Dad, I can’t believe you did all this. And Blair’s here. This is so great that all of you are here. In my house. I should go change.
Rufus: You got it?
Blair: Okay.
Isabel: I don’t think she was surprised.
Hazel: What’s Blair doing here?
Laurel: I don’t know. This party’s kind of weird.
Hazel: Weird? It’s time for its introduction to the birthday hall of lame.
Penelope: So not what I pictured the guy on the phone about the loft party. Can’t believe we gave up our table for this. Mint mojitos at Socialista. Mint milanos with Jenny’s dad.
Isabel: He’s kind of a hottie.
Penelope: Yeah, a hottie dad.
Hazel: How long do we have to stay?
Blair: Rice krispie treats?

Wednesday 28 December 2011

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Serena

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Serena

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Serena by thegossiplook featuring a crystal necklace


Woman: And here’s the second choice of centerpiece.
Lily: Well, we could put this one on a mylar tablecloth and pretend it’s a bar mitzvah. Oh, there you are.
Serena: I have a date with Dan.
Lily: Could you excuse us?
Serena: You’re gonna say something worse than the bar mitzvah remark?
Lily: Serena, I think we should talk about any feelings you might be having about my upcoming marriage.
Serena: Okay, but you’re asking me this now because…

Sunday 25 December 2011

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Jenny

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Jenny

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Jenny by thegossiplook featuring slimming dresses


Betty: I thought you said you didn’t have anything else.
Jenny: Well, I found some stuff in the back of my closet.
Betty: Do you wanna go with cash again or do you wanna buy your sewing machine back?
Jenny: Neither. I want that dress.
Betty: Honey, this is $1200. This one’s… quite lovely.
Jenny: Yeah well, that’s more my colour.

Thursday 22 December 2011

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair by thegossiplook featuring long sleeve tops

Blair: Hi. Jenny's dad? We met briefly at Thanksgiving.
Rufus: Ah, yeah... Hi. I'm really glad because when I spoke to her, she mentioned the plans with the girls falling through.
Blair: Nope.
Rufus: Tell you the truth, I didn't really believe her.
Blair: Why?
Rufus: I thought she was just conflicted. About choosing friends over family.
Blair: Well, you know that's the biggest struggle with a girl of her age.
Rufus: Memory doesn't serve...
Blair: Trying to reconcile who you're becoming with who you used to be. She's been running herself ragged, Mr. Humphrey. Swedling two worlds?
Rufus: Well, I know she was running herself ragged. Trying to get into one of those worlds. Picking up dry cleaning, gowns for masked balls...
Blair: Well, it's no easier once you're in. She needs some relief.
Rufus: Well then that's what she'll get.
Blair: Whatever I can do to help.

Sunday 18 December 2011

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Serena

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Serena

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Serena by thegossiplook featuring a flared skirt


Serena: Hey, why aren’t you at school?
Blair: I’m taking the morning off. Volunteering to help those less fortunate than myself.
Serena: Wow. You’re in a good mood. Butter with the girls must have gone well last night?
Blair: I didn’t go, actually.
Serena: Why not?
Blair: I think they should work a little harder for my forgiveness. Hey, Dan’s not hanging out in Brooklyn again this morning. He’s with you at school, right?
Serena: No, not yet, but he’ll be here soon. Why?
Blair: Just tell him I say “hi”.
Serena: Okay.

Saturday 17 December 2011

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Jenny

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Jenny

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Jenny by thegossiplook featuring a collar necklace


Isabel: Can’t you just picture her sitting there?
Laurel: Every time someone comes in the door… “Ah, it’s not them. Oh, no, not them”.
Penelope: Not going to the Butter is so much better than going to the Butter.
Hazel: My new Nanette Lepore for Jenny’s birthday.
Isabel: Gorgeous.
Hazel: Right?
Laurel: What’s the birthday girl wearing?
Jenny: Oh, I’m still deciding between two dresses at Bergdof’s.
Penelope: I thought you said Bendel’s.
Jenny: Bendel’s. Right. Oh, it’s my dad.

Friday 16 December 2011

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair by thegossiplook featuring lanvin handbags


GossipGirl: Spotted: Blair Waldorf, alone at Butter.
Waitress: I’m sorry, Miss. But it looks like your friends aren’t coming.
GossipGirl: Humiliated. Party of one.
Blair: Hello? Hi.
Waitress: Oh, no check, honey. The drink’s on us unless you want something else?
Blair: Yes. Another Bellini, the seared squab and a bus person to separate the tables. Please.
GossipGirl: One may be the loneliest number…
Man: Information. What city and state, please?
Blair: Brooklyn. I think that’s in New York.
GossipGirl: But sometimes only the lonely can play. Wake up, little Jenny. The bitch is back.

Thursday 15 December 2011

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Serena

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Serena

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Serena by thegossiplook featuring an army coat


Dan: Well, have you always looked this good? You look so good to me.
Serena: You look so good to me and you smell… so clean.
Dan: Mm, you’re not gonna tell me the Chuck shower story again, are you?
Serena: No.
Dan: Good.
Chuck: Dan.
Dan: Chuck, how are you?
Chuck: Excellent. Enjoying having family around.
Serena: Can you just get it over with, Chuck? Say whatever pervy thing you’re gonna say and just leave?
Chuck: The wedding caterer is presenting a tasting to the family. I was coming to call you to dinner.
Dan: Okay, I’ll take off then.
Chuck: No nee. I already asked the stuff to set a place for you.

Wednesday 14 December 2011

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Jenny

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Jenny

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Jenny by thegossiplook featuring glitter jewelry


Laurel: Next year, we’re doing spring break in Maldives. Skiing is too dangerous.
Penelope: You broke your arm in the spa.
Jenny: Oh here, Hazel. Thanks for letting me borrow it.
Hazel: What is this?
Jenny: The bracelet you lent me in Aspen?
Hazel: Oh yeah. You know you could’ve just kept it. I would’ve forgot I had it.
Penelope: Girls, how excited are we? Party tomorrow night for Jenny at Socialista.
Jenny: It’s gonna be my best bithday ever. I heard the Mojitos are amazing.
Laurel: Wish you can get your mouth around a Minikuban.
Jenny: Oh, I don’t…
Penelope: It’s a sandwitch. Wardrobe, ladies?
Hazel: My Ferragamo cluch and whatever dress I buy today to go with.
Penelope: What about you, Jenny?
Jenny: Oh, I’ve got some dresses on hold at Bendel’s.
Laurel: There’s an ATM, Jenny. You said you wanted to hit it. You know, to pay Penelope back for brunch?
Jenny: Oh yeah. $120, right?
Penelope: Yeah, I don’t feel like stopping. You can get the next one.

Tuesday 13 December 2011

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair by thegossiplook featuring a cable knit sweater


Serena: At least you get to wake up from your nightmare. I’m living with mine. Thank god I have plans with Dan tonight. Finally, the return of some normalty! B what are you doing?
Blair: Giving homeschooling some serious consideration.
Serena: Look, I know you think everybody’s still talking about you, but your 3-week-old-scandal is ancient news. Do you even hear the dirt happened over break?
Blair: Who’d I heard it from? Dorota?
Serena: Well, after much concerted effort, Maya finally made it into Brody Jenner’s cell phone. And Kati’s dad and her entire family moved back to Israel. Yeah. And Constance’s bad-girl-turned good… Serena Van Der Woodsen moved in with Chuck Bass.
Blair: Yeah. So you’re thinking this whole thing could have blown over by now?
Serena: Come on. That too.

Monday 12 December 2011

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Serena

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Serena

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Serena by thegossiplook featuring inhabit sweaters


Serena: Chuck, I’m serious! Have you done yet? This is my bathroom! It’s late and not to mention disgusting. Chuck! What are you doing?
Chuck: All right, ladies. My sister needs to shower. Make room. I’m just messing with you.
Serena: Can’t believe you lit up on my bathroom.
Chuck: Well, if I lit up in mine and the folks would know it was me, sis.
Serena: Okay. Let’s get one thing straight: our parents maybe insisting on blending our households, but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.
Chuck: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.
Serena: Okay. It’s imperative that I bathe. Can you just get out? You know what? Fine. Just forget it.

Friday 9 December 2011

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair by thegossiplook featuring burberry coat


Blair: Cat? Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!
Nate: You don’t have a cat, Jenny.
Blair: My name is Blair.
Nate: You don’t have anyone.
Blair: But I’m Blair. I’m Blair!
Dorota: Ms. Blair. Ms. Blair.
GossipGirl: Wakey, wakey, Upper East Siders. Spring break is done and I’m starved for the dish. Were you sunning in Capri or sinning in Croatia? Give me the deets.
Blair: Oh, what’s happening?

Thursday 8 December 2011

Extras - Taylor Momsen

Extras - Taylor Momsen

Extras - Taylor Momsen by thegossiplook featuring stiletto heels

Next Episode: s01e14 - The Blair Bitch Project

Having been recently dethroned as Queen Bee in the last episode by Gossip Girl, with an assist from scheming "little J, Blair hesitantly returns to school with the support of her BFF, Serena.
Meanwhile, Serena struggles to adjust to her new living arrangements with her future step-brother, Chuck, while receiving disturbing packages from an unknown sender. Jenny's drive to be popular hits an all-new time high when she does something illegal to fit in with her new Upper East Side friends. 

Wednesday 7 December 2011

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Blair

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Blair

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Blair by thegossiplook featuring a rose print dress


Serena: Blair.
Blair: What? You want a lift to JFK?
Serena: Your mom said you were going to France tonight.
Blair: She has a big mouth.
Serena: B, I’m your best friend. She was shocked I didn’t know.
Blair: Well, now you do.
Serena: What I know is how you felt when I left without telling you.
Blair: Is there a reason you’re here?

Tuesday 6 December 2011

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Serena

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Serena

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Serena by thegossiplook featuring a mini skirt


Dan: Hey. What are you doing here?
Serena: I need to know why you love me.
Dan: Because I do.
Serena: I really want to trust you when you say those words, Dan. So maybe if I knew why, I’d stop being so scared of hearing them and afraid to say them.
Dan: Okay. Well, if you want to talk about why…
Serena: It has to do with my mom and her many marriages.
Dan: There. That’s why. Because I actually like it when you interrupt me, which is often, by the way. I love you because you make no apologies about being exactly who you are: beautiful, smart, sexy as hell…

Monday 5 December 2011

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Jenny

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Jenny

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Jenny by thegossiplook featuring leather ballerina flats


Penelope: Who’s up for a Barney’s drive-by?
All: Me.
Hazel: Ooh. Followed by a hot sake at “Decibel”.
Isabel: Huh. I don’t think so.
Kati: Yeah. She made out with the bartender last time. Now he thinks she loves him.
Hazel: What about you, little J?
Jenny: Oh, I can’t. I have to return these books to the library.
Penelope: Elise will take them for you, won’t you, E?
Elise: Yeah sure.
Jenny: It’s okay. I can do it.
Penelope: The question isn’t if you can do it, Jenny, it’s if you should have to.
Elise: I’m going there anyway.
Jenny: Okay.
Elise: Let me know if you need anything else.
Penelope: You coming? Props to Blair. She trained you well.

Sunday 4 December 2011

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Serena

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Serena

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Serena by thegossiplook featuring gold charms pendants


Serena: You told Jenny about Blair and Chuck?
Dan: No, no, of course not.
Serena: Well, you’re the only one I told.
Dan: And I didn’t tell anybody.
Serena: How can I know that?
Dan: Because I gave you my word. Because I love you.
Serena: What?
Dan: I love you and not just because I thought you were pregnant and not in the way you love some random guy who picks up your lit paper or some girl who likes your hair.
Serena: Okay.
Dan: “Okay”? That response is not okay.

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Blair

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Blair



Penelope: Hey, Jenny.
Jenny: Hi.
Hazel: Are you joining us?
Jenny: Um…
Blair: What are you doing here?
Jenny: I was just leaving.
Penelope: No, stay. Blair, given you can barely manage your own messy affairs, surely you’re not in a position to tell anyone where they can and can’t eat.
Blair: Do you realize who you’re talking to?
Hazel: You mean a self-righteous bithc who always sat on her own high horse judging everyone else?

Friday 2 December 2011

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Serena

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Serena

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Serena by thegossiplook featuring long sleeve tops


Serena: Hey, B. What’s up?
Blair: I can’t believe you told Jenny about me and Chuck.
Serena: What? I didn’t.
Blair: Because of her, everybody knows the intimate details of my private life and now Nate’s not speaking to me.
Serena: But I told you, B. I didn’t tell Jenny. I don’t know how she found out.
Blair: Did you tell Dan?
Serena: What?

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Blair

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Blair

The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - s01e13 - Blair by thegossiplook featuring silk tops


Blair: Oh, don’t stop on my account.
Chuck: Oh, I have to. Secondhand smoke is bad for the…
Blair: I’m not pregnant, so good-bye mistake so far in my past I can hardly remember.
Chuck: You cannot be serious.
Blair: You can’t be touching me. Look, if you were gonna tell Nate, you would have done so in Monaco, but you don’t want him to hate you and you know he would. Game over.
Chuck: Game’s not over until I say it is.
Blair: Then have fun playing with yourself.
Chuck’s text: GG: S not pregnant, covering for Blair. Same Blair whose sheets were rumbled by two guys in one week.
Kati: Can you believe this? Jenny, come look at this.
GossipGirl: Looks like the Virgin Queen isn’t as pure as she pretended to be. Who’s your daddy, B? Baby daddy, that is. Two guys in one week? Talk about doing the nasty, or should I just say being nasty?
Women: Oh my god. You know she’s right about this. Oh god, there she is. What a total hypocrite. Who does she think she is? Pot calling the kettle black much? I never thought she was a virgin anyway. Oh, I can see a bump! What a bitch. Oh my god, she is a whore. Try keeping your legs closed for a change, Blair. She cheated on Nate?! Does Nate know? Oh god!
Blair: Have you seen Nate?
Kati: No.
Nate: What are you doing here?
Blair: Your mom let me in.
Nate: I didn’t ask how you got in. I asked why you came.
Blair: To talk… about us.
Nate: There is no “us”, Blair.
Blair: Yes, there is. We finally really have a chance to start over.
Nate: You know, all this time I felt so past for everything I’ve done and when you said you wanted to leave the past in the past, I didn’t know we were talking about your past.
Blair: You had just broken my heart. I made a decision I was in no condition to make.
Nate: But you’re clear-headed now, right?
Blair: Yes.
Nate: Then you’ll understand perfectly when I say I want nothing else to do with you, Blair. You and Chuck deserve each other.
Blair: You know Chuck would say anything, twist the truth.
Nate: But Jenny wouldn’t.
Blair: Jenny?
Nate: And don’t go blaming any of this on her, Blair. I would have found out eventually. I said I’m done. It’s over. Now would you please leave? Fine. Stay as long as you like. I’ll leave.

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