The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Blair by thegossiplook featuring burberry coat

Blair: Cat? Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!

Nate: You don’t have a cat, Jenny.

Blair: My name is Blair.

Nate: You don’t have anyone.

Blair: But I’m Blair. I’m Blair!

Dorota: Ms. Blair. Ms. Blair.

GossipGirl: Wakey, wakey, Upper East Siders. Spring break is done and I’m starved for the dish. Were you sunning in Capri or sinning in Croatia? Give me the deets.

Blair: Oh, what’s happening?

Dorota: You have bad dream and you’re sleeping with your chocolates.

Blair: Oh, lady Godiva, my only friend.

GossipGirl: And has anyone spotted our ex-queen B? Where does the dethroned royalty vacation these days?

Dorota: Club bed is over. First day back to school.

Blair: I can’t, Dorota. I don’t feel very well.

Dorota: Serena come to get you soon.

Blair: Call her and cancel. And cover my mirrors. I’m in mourning for my former life.