The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Serena

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Serena by thegossiplook featuring an army coat

Dan: Well, have you always looked this good? You look so good to me.

Serena: You look so good to me and you smell… so clean.

Dan: Mm, you’re not gonna tell me the Chuck shower story again, are you?

Serena: No.

Dan: Good.

Chuck: Dan.

Dan: Chuck, how are you?

Chuck: Excellent. Enjoying having family around.

Serena: Can you just get it over with, Chuck? Say whatever pervy thing you’re gonna say and just leave?

Chuck: The wedding caterer is presenting a tasting to the family. I was coming to call you to dinner.

Dan: Okay, I’ll take off then.

Chuck: No nee. I already asked the stuff to set a place for you.

…

Bart: I have to say I prefer the chestnut pappardelle.

Lily: Yeah, the foie gras is a bit rich.

Dan: You know, I’m… slanting heavily towards the venison fellow.

Serena: It’s fallow.

Dan: Fallow. Fallow, exactly. Fallow.

Serena: Oh, for me? Thank you.

Eric: Who’s it from?

Serena: I don’t know… but it says “open immediately”. Do I have to refrigerate it?

Dan: It’s not for me, I don’t know.

Lily: Oh, don’t put your dirty package on the table.

Chuck: If I had a dime for every time I heard that.

Bart: That’s enough, Chuck.

Serena: Porn and handcuffs? Really?

Lily: Oh my.

Serena: This is low, Chuck. Even for you.

Chuck: What? I didn’t send this.

Dan: Excuse me.

Lily: Uh, could you…

Dan: Oh, yeah. My pleasure. It’s not… that’s not what I… I didn’t mean that. It’s… it’s trash. I’ll throw it out.