The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Jenny

The Blair (B)itch Project - s01e14 - Jenny by thegossiplook featuring glitter jewelry

Laurel: Next year, we’re doing spring break in Maldives. Skiing is too dangerous.

Penelope: You broke your arm in the spa.

Jenny: Oh here, Hazel. Thanks for letting me borrow it.

Hazel: What is this?

Jenny: The bracelet you lent me in Aspen?

Hazel: Oh yeah. You know you could’ve just kept it. I would’ve forgot I had it.

Penelope: Girls, how excited are we? Party tomorrow night for Jenny at Socialista.

Jenny: It’s gonna be my best bithday ever. I heard the Mojitos are amazing.

Laurel: Wish you can get your mouth around a Minikuban.

Jenny: Oh, I don’t…

Penelope: It’s a sandwitch. Wardrobe, ladies?

Hazel: My Ferragamo cluch and whatever dress I buy today to go with.

Penelope: What about you, Jenny?

Jenny: Oh, I’ve got some dresses on hold at Bendel’s.

Laurel: There’s an ATM, Jenny. You said you wanted to hit it. You know, to pay Penelope back for brunch?

Jenny: Oh yeah. $120, right?

Penelope: Yeah, I don’t feel like stopping. You can get the next one.

…

Nate: Hey, Jenny. Can I talk to you just for a second?

Jenny: I’ll meet up with you guys, okay?

Nate: Hey, so I may have told Blair you told me the truth about her and Chuck and I’m sure she didn’t react well to that. But you don’t know what you’re dealing with here.

Jenny: I’m not scared of Blair.

Nate: No, I’m not talking about… I’m talking about your new circle. I mean, they’ve been friends with Blair forever and look what they’re doing tho her. I mean if you fall out of line, what do you think is gonna happen to you?

Jenny: Well then I won’t fall out of line.

Nate: I’m not saying you’re gonna… It’s just… You’re not like those girls, Jenny.

Jenny: That’s weird, Nate. Since they’re my friends, we think we have some stuff in common.

Nate: Okay. Well, I will give you this. You’ve got good aim.

…

Laurel: Hey.

Jenny: Hi.

Penelope: So since when does Nate Archibald have much to say to Jenny Humphrey?

Jenny: Why? You guys don’t like him?

Laurel: Penelope’s had an historic crush on him since the 20^th century.

Hazel: Since you and Nate are so tight, maybe you can broker that.

Jenny: Yeah. Maybe.

…

Hazel: I’m going to Model UN, but we’re dining tonight, right?

Penelope: Butter, 7:00.

Jenny: I don’t know if I can go out again tonight.

Penelope: Why? What are you doing?

Laurel: Do we have a reservation?

Jenny: Yeah, I mean doesn’t it take like two weeks to get a table there?

Pelenope: Not if you slip the maitre $100. Oh, and don’t forget J. You owe me.

Jenny: Um… You know, I’ve got a better idea.

Isabel: What’s she doing?

Blair: What does she think she’s doing?

Serena: She’s giving you the perfect opportunity for niceness. Come on.

Blair: No.

Serena: Yes.

Jenny: Serena, I know that you’re doing something with Dan tonight. But Blair… We’re all going to Butter and I was wondering if you wanted to join us?

Serena: She’d be delighted, yes, Butter!

Jenny: Great.

Serena: Great!

Blair: Very nice.

Serena: Thank you.