Wednesday, 4 January 2012
Desperately Seeking Serena - s01e15 - Blair
Desperately Seeking Serena - s01e15 - Blair by thegossiplook featuring heart jewelry
Blair: 2200. Fair.
Serena: It’s 90th percentile.
Blair: Which means Nelly Yuki probably got 2300.
Serena: And you don’t even talk to her. Why do you care how she does?
Blair: Nelly Yuki has her sights on Yale, too. What are the odds of them accepting two girls from Constance? And have you seen Nelly Yuki’s extracurriculars? I need to kick her well-rounded ass.
Serena: And they say you’ve lost your edge.
Blair: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed.
Serena: Why do you keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it’s Nelly Yuki. Ew, gross. Incoming Chuck. You ready?
Serena: No, I gotta wait for Dan. He’s pretty stressed. He doesn’t do well with tests, so…
Blair: Performance anxiety?
Serena: Bye, Blair.
Penelope: You have no idea how lucky you are.
Hazel: Seriously, Jenny. I would do anything to be a freshman again.
Penelope: Junior year sucks. Nate doesn’t call. I’m not ready for the SATs.
Isabel: Maybe I should join Kati on the Kibbutz in Israel. Quit now.
Jenny: You guys, it’s just a test. Look, cram session tonight. My dad’s making lasagna. My brother’s got tons of flash cards and I’m totally available to help.
Blair: That won’t be necessary, little J. You girls are all taken care of. Courtesy of Blair Waldorf SAT prep and spa.
Hazel: Are you serious?
Blair: If you’re gonna sweat the test, it better not clog your pores. This evening at my penthouse, you’ll find personal tutors, hot stone massages, mani-pedis and an amazing acupuncturist who specializes in mental acuity.
Jenny: Guess that beats my dad’s lasagna.
Penelope: I’ll flickr over some photos for you.
Blair: Oh, it’s upper classmen only. I’m sure you understand.
Hazel: Wait up, B.
Isabel: I’m so glad I didn’t book that flight to Tel Aviv.
GossipGirl: Spotted in the halls of Constance: Little J realizing that age really does come before beauty.
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