Monday, 31 October 2011
Roman Holiday - s01e11 - Blair
Roman Holiday - s01e11 - Blair by thegossiplook featuring a white beret
Blair: I can’t believe you’re okay with this.
Eleanor: Who said I am okay with this? What am I supposed to do, make a scene? Behave like some pathetic, scorned wife? No.
Blair: Roman does not even know how to ice-skate. Can’t you escort him out of the park on your way to the meeting? Maybe drop him at a nail salon?
Eleanor: I cannot bother myself trying to wrestle Roman away from you. I have to mentally prepare. I am meeting with the CEO of Victoria’s Secret, after all.
Roman: Victoria’s Secret?
Eleanor: Yes, I’m designing a line of retro-chic sleepwear and lingerie and I…
Blair: I’m looking forward to the samples. We’re all very proud. In fact, mom, why don’t you tell Roman all about it?
Eleanor: Oh, yes.
Blair: I’m sure he’d be fascinated. It’s so good to have you here.
Harold: Well, it’s good to be here. Now where’s the handsome Nate? Am I gonna see him tonight?
Blair: Well, he’s in Connecticut with his mom. He said he would try to catch a train and make it to the party tonight.
Harold: Yeah well, Eleanor Waldorf scoring in another New York institution that I miss.
Blair: You know you don’t have to miss any of it.
Harold: I wish that I could be in two places at once, my dear but impossible. Sorry. You know that chateau near Lyon that I told you about?
Harold: Roman and I bought it.
Blair: You bought that place?
Blair: And with Roman?
Harold: The house is flooded with light. The fireplaces are big enough. I mean, you can wald into them. The gardens are incroyable.
Man: Pardon me, I’m taking my niece skating and I can’t seem to locate the rink.
Eleanor: But it’s right over there.
Man: Of course. The throng of children in mittens should have tipped me off. Thank you.
Eleanor: You’re welcome.
Roman: The handsome man was just flirting with you.
Eleanor: That’s absurb. He was not flirting with me.
Blair: I cannot believe that daddy decided to stay with Roman instead of having tea at the Carlyle with me. The E.R. doctor said he would make a full recovery. Everything is ruined.
Eleanor: Why would you say that? You and I had a marvelous time.
Blair: Well, I’m sorry, mother. It’s just not the same. I don’t understand how that french fox stole my father and you husband and always seems to come off like an innocent lamp.
Eleanor: Roman was not always so innocent, you know.
Blair: Really? What’s his story?
Eleanor: Well, when I first met him, he was going out with this model named Freddy and Freddy was a horrible scoundrel.
Blair: Roman would be into somebody like that?
Eleanor: Into him? He was absolutely infatuated with him. Freddy had him under some kind of spell. I was the one who got him to break out of it and turn his life around. Don’t mention Freddy to your father. It is a sore subject.
Blair: Okay. What was Freddy’s last name?
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