Tuesday, 28 February 2012
Much 'I Do' About Nothing - s01e18 - Blair
Much 'I Do' About Nothing - s01e18 - Blair by thegossiplook featuring tiffany & co jewelry
Georgina: "Hey, it's Sarah, you know what to do."
Dan: Voice mail.
Blair: Okay, like we talked about.
Dan: Hey, hey, it's me. D. Um, after you left, Serena and I got in a huge fight, and... And she said all this crazy stuff. I honestly don't know what to believe, but... But what I do know is I want to see you. So, uh, call me.
Blair: Excellent work. She's totally calling back.
Dan: This is so weird. I don't normally do plots against people.
Blair: Don't worry, virgin. I'll talk you through it. Right on schedule.
Georgina: Hey. I just got your message.
Dan: Oh, good, good. So... Sorry about this morning with Serena. That was very awkward, to say the least. Georgina: Yeah, a little bit.
Dan: Last night really changed things for me. Serena and I left things kind of uncertain, so I... I think I wanna end it. I know I do. Will you meet me?
Georgina: Our spot in the Park by the pond?
Dan: See you there.
Georgina: We're turning around. One last battle, and the war is won.
Blair: Humphrey, you are a born liar.
Dan: Thanks, I think.
Blair: All that stuff about last night was genius. Anything you wanna tell me?
Dan: Uh, no. Like you said, just born to lie.
Georgina: Honestly, Dan, last night was fun, but I didn't really know what it would all mean to you.
Dan: Well, I... I normally don't jump into things like that, so when I do, it means a lot.
Georgina: Me, too. That's why I think we should be together forever...
Dan: Georgina. Look, Serena told me everything. All right? And I believe her.
Georgina: No, you don't understand. She was upset, and... And jealous. I'm sure she told you all kinds of things to make you think the worst of me...
Dan: -- No, just stop it.
Georgina: I never meant for this to happen, but it did. And I know you feel it too, I mean, how else do you explain last night?
Dan: I don't know. I don't know, and I wish I could.
Georgina: So you're just gonna go back to Serena like nothing happened, and just leave me all alone?
Blair: Oh, you're not alone, G. I'm here now, and I brought some people who really, really want to see you. I think you remember your parents?
GossipGirl: The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan? Mom and Dad. Leave it to Blair Waldorf to know that bitches don't just happen...
GossipGirl: ...They're made, by parents even more wicked than their offspring.
Georgina: Okay, I'm ... Mom, Dad, this is not what you think. You have to believe me.
Blair: There, there, Georgie. It's gonna be okay...
Mrs. Sparks: -- No, this time, it won't.
Blair: ...Or it won't. Your parents were so worried, G! They told me everything! How you're supposed to be on the equestrian circuit, but sold your show pony for cocaine...
Georgina: That was a difficult time, but I... I've put that behind me.
Blair: When? When you were in rehab? It's hard to get clean when you hitchhike into town, steal a credit card and book a ticket to Ibiza.
Georgina: You didn't see where they sent me, I mean, that place was awful! It was... It was in Utah! At least I lasted longer than Lohan.
Mrs. Sparks: We were trying to help.
Georgina: I've had enough. I have to go.
Mr. Sparks: Georgina, stop.
Blair: Yes. Stay, Georgina. I'll go. Oh, that reminds me. I almost forgot to leave you the information that I discussed with your parents.
Georgina: What's this?
Mr. Sparks: Where you're going.
Mrs. Sparks: A boot camp for troubled girls.
Mr. Sparks: Blair was kind enough to do some research.
Blair: Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here. Have fun at reform school!
Posted by thegossiplook