Blair: You've got to be kidding me.
Photographer: Fantastic! One, two, three, come on...
Serena: Oh! There she is..Blair! Come on, quick. What took you so long? Hey, Blair. Blair, Blair, wait. Where are you going? Blair, wait. Why are you so mad?
Blair: Why am I mad? You mean, why aren't I furious? I can't believe for one second I thought that it'd be different this time!
Serena: You thought what would be different?
Blair: You couldn't deal with the spotlight shining on me for once, could you?
Serena: What are you talking about? I was told we were doing this together. What, you did not get my message?
Blair: What about this morning then? When you glanced at the call sheet, did you see my name on it? When I wasn't in hair and make-up, didn't that seem strange? When the dressing room only had your name on the door, what, did you think they just forgot?
Serena: I was told you were running late and they asked me to do some test shots first. Blair, they told me you wanted me here.
Blair: And you believed them?
Serena: Look, Blair, I encouraged you to do this. Why would I try to steal something from you that I pushed you to do?
Blair: Because you take everything from me! Nate, my mom!
Blair: You can't help it! It's who you are. I just thought maybe this time it would be different. I should have known I'd be wrong... Great.
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Eleanor: There you are. Terry wanted me to tell you how perfect you looked.. With these now...
Serena: Eleanor, I quit.
Eleanor: Wait a minute, why?
Serena: I think you know why.
Eleanor: Because of Blair? I know that she will support my decision... Once I explain it to her. You know you love the spotlight, you always have. It's part of your charm.. There's nothing wrong with that...
Dan: Hey, I.. I kinda overheard you guys in the stairwell there.
Serena: Dan, look, I really can't go here right now.
Dan: Okay, well, forget I said anything then. In fact, you know what? I'm mute. I'll just stand here and blink real quiet. Unless you want me to...
Serena: Hand my jeans? Yes, please.
Dan: It's just, uh, I thought you wanted to be on the sidelines here. I thought you wanted to be here for your friend Blair. You know, we were gonna get craft service, and I'd have your "full attention"?
Serena: Say it.
Dan: I don't think I have to.
Serena: So my best friend doesn't believe me and neither does the guy I like. Look, Dan, Blair's mom basically tricked me into coming here because she didn't want Blair. How do you tell your best friend something like that?
Dan: Oh, I.. I didn't.. I guess I didn't..
Serena: Look, you know what, Dan? Just go, okay? I need to clean up and I just need to get out of here.